Showing posts with label Why aren't you waiting at your phone for me to call you?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Why aren't you waiting at your phone for me to call you?. Show all posts

Thursday, July 2, 2009

CANOE COFFEE TABLE

CANOE COFFEE TABLE - Cedar, strips, cherry & brass trim. New $300. 745-4120.

Page D2 of the July 2 Bangor Daily News.

Preconceived notions: This is a table that sits in between you and the person you paddle your canoe with. This way, when you would like to play a game of cards on the lake, you have the table ready. Alternatively, someone could have gotten pissed, chopped up a canoe and made a table out of it because he was also pissed and broke a table before and all he had was splinters of canoe and table so he joined the lumber together and re-made his table. Now he would like to forget the anger of those moments.

I called at 6:08, 6:29, 6:46 and 7:08 p.m. I tell myself I won't make calls after 7 p.m., but something held me up, so I did.

No answer. Maybe we should just assume my notions are right. Or you call. If you do, tell me how it went via comment.